ASHTON FUCKING IRWIN WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS, YOU CANT DO THIS TO US, THAT THING COULD DESTROY EACH AND EVERYONE ON OF US IN THIS FAMILY, IT COULD SIMATANEOUSLY BRING US TO PARADISE WHILE RIPPING US APART
A guy named Andrew had a Starbucks Gold card (which gets you a free drink of your choice after you buy 12) and a single goal: to beat the previous world record for the most expensive Starbucks drink ever.
As anyone who has accomplished anything in life will tell you, thorough prep is key to achieving your goals. With 128-ounce glass in hand, Andrew stepped into Starbucks and enlisted the help of his friendly local Starbucks baristas.
Thus, the legend of the Sexagintuple Vanilla Bean Mocha Frappuccino was born. Total cost: $54.75. But for Gold-card holding Andrew, it was free.
And guess what? They’re changing the whole damn policy now. Instead of one free drink of choice, you’ll have a $4 off coupon. So, good job, asshole. You ruined it for everyone.
there’s a ten year old boy in my high school honors math class who speaks six different languages.
you shitheads think im fucking with you look at this little genius.
like what even look at him discussing with our teacher and shit she has more respect for that child than me im so jealous of his like everything. are you smarter than a fifth grader? no I’m fucking not.